Probably throw up for the first time in years.

WWYDI a total stranger ran up to you, calling you "your Majesty" and insisting you were the lost king/queen of Narnia?

Think he was a total nut, but also be flattered that someone said I was of Narnia.

WWYDI there was an old, old book in your library that had the account of Gale and the dragon?

Laugh and wonder where it came from. (and nearly memorize it. And mention it on MLIN.)

WWYDI you met a person who claimed to be your long lost twin?

Refer them to my Press Secretary or the cat.

WWYDI you could watch Tarva and Alambil come to their closest in the Narnian night sky?

😛

"Ooh."

WWYDI you received an invitation to a ball in Cair Paravel?

Wonder how much it costs for inter-universe shipping to send back a reply to say yes.

WWYDI your only choice of transportation was to ride a Talking Owl to whereveritwas you needed to go?

I guess ride one?

WWYDI you fell asleep and woke up in a Calormene dungeon?

Freak out 😯

WWYDI your wardrobe took you to the Woods Between the World instead of Narnia?

"Well."

WWYDI you received a painting of the Wood Between the Worlds?

Probably look like the sig you have on right now. 😉

WWYDI there were a bunch of trees chasing you and the bridge was out on the Fords of Beruna?

swim or run another direction

WWYDI you had to climb the hill to Aslan Garden in the dark and by yourself?

Take a flashlight.

WWYDI you fell into Underland and got stuck?

Scream! 😯

WWYDI you were weeding your garden and found a bunch of yellow and green rings?

😯 "Whoa, who buried these?!"

WWYDI you saw Uncle Andrew at a pet store?

Pray he doesn't buy guinea pigs.

WWYDI you overheard someone speaking badly about Queen Susan?