Not trust him!
WWYDI you were stuck in Underland?
SWIM.
WWYDI Lucy asked you to go on a hike with her?
Know that trying to stop him was useless.
WWYDI you had to spend a full year with the Dufflepuds?
"ATTACK!!!!!!!! FOR NARNIA AND FOR ASLAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
WWYDI you were appointed the Pevensie's heir?
gulp and freak out at the sudden responsibility
WWYDI you entered the wardrobe and into Miraz' dungeons?
Turn and run.
WWYDI a centaur knocked on your door?
*jawdrop*
WWYDI you were given the chance to spend one hour in Narnia?
... wander about and take lots of pictures?
WWYDI Lucy single-handedly saved you from a pack of wolves?
Thank her profusely.
WWYDI you fell into Narnia and landed in the Great River?
Probably surface shocked and cold and bewildered. 😀
WWYDI you caught Oreius sneaking from the cookie jar in the middle of the night?

