Run away to another room before bursting into hysterical laughter, for fear of hurting his feelings.
WWYDI Orieus caught you sneaking from the cookie jar etc.?
*grins*
Be afraid. Be very afraid.... Regardless of whether or not he actually cared.
WWYDI you were tasked with giving Mr Beaver a bath?
Have a rough time of it, I'm sure.
WWYDI you were being chased by Wolves?
Run! Climb a tree if I could.
WWYDI you saw a Dwarf teaching Shift how to sew?
Think that was not the best idea in the world. 🙄
WWYDI Shift asked you to teach him how to sew?
Show him wrong ways to do stuff and hide his needle and thread.
WWYDI Shift made you a Lion suit-costume?
Thank you, Hobbit!
"I never said I wanted to dress up as a lion." But I might keep it for wall decor or video-making purposes or something. 😛
WWYDI Reep thought you were a Telmarine?
Quickly inform him I wasn't one.
WWYDI Reep caught you stealing an orange?
Be embarrassed. 😳 ... and hope that I could get a swordfight out of it?
WWYDI you found out that Maugrim taught handwriting lessons to a pack of wolves?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Laugh.
WWYDI Edmund challenged you to hide Peter's sword as a prank?
Might depend on the High King's mood and if he might need it for something in the immediate future...
WWYDI Tumnus offered to teach you how to dance?
Accept!
WWYDI you were attacked by werewolves?
Realistically, die. 😛
WWYDI your old teacher was replaced with Dr. Cornelius? [hypothetically you're still in school and not homeschooled 😉 ]
Thank you, Hobbit!
If we're talking about grades K-12 teachers, I'd be fine with that, though I'd have missed a couple of teachers once they left.
If we're talking college profs... I'd be cool with his replacing most of my gen-ed profs, but not all. There were a couple I wouldn't trade for even Dr Cornelius.
WWYDI a Narnia actor suddenly popped up as a secondary character in a Christian film?
Be shocked, especially depending on who it was.
WWYDI you heard of a Narnia/LotR crossover movie?
