Laugh.
WWYDI a stranger offered you Turkish Delight?
I was offered Turkish Delight by strangers when begging and ate it.
Or kind of, not sure if the sesame covered ones count.
WWYDI a stranger dropped some liquid on the ground and it started smoking, before she could offer you Turkish Delight that just popped up?
Be both amazed and suspicious. Not sure sure I'd want to eat it after all....
WWYDI you found Eustace's journal somewhere on Dragon Island (assuming it didn't disappear or burn with his clothes).
I...don't know.
WWYDI Trumpkin challenged you to an archery match?
Tell him "that is not me, I never learnt archery at all".
WWYDI you could impress Trumpkin by winning an archery match, but can't, and what you can do won't impress him?
[EDIT : in a situation where impressing him may be vital, for you or for others]
Feel quite stuck and try to figure out how to get out of the situation?
WWYDI you had to host a Narnian for a day in our world?
Pepper him/her with questions!
WWYDI you were at the beach and saw the River god?
Say, "hello, are you a good spirit, or do I need to use the sign of the cross?"
WWYDI you were lost in a forest and a forest spirit proposed to show you the way?
Assuming this is the time of the reigning of the Pevensies, I would accept, and ask questions of it while it was leading me.
WWYDI You accidentally ran into Susan, and accidentally knocked here off her horse, while they were hunting the white stag? (You are a forester riding in the same area)
Apologize profusely.
WWYDI you were offered the king/queen-ship of Narnia after the Pevensies disappeared?
"Sweeeeeeeeet!"
WWYDI you found out that a dryad is tending your garden (pretend you have one of you don't).
Be grateful and ask how to get to Narnia.
WWYDI your pet suddenly started talking to you?
Start treating it like a true Narnian.
WWYDI you found out Aslan was real and wanted you to go on a quest right in the middle of you doing your favorite thing, which after the quest you could never do again.
Aslan is real. Just... by another name. 😀
As for the other part of the question... I'd hope I'd go. Battle between spirit and flesh and all that....
WWYDI a Narnian asked you to describe things in our world, such as movies or cell phones or microwaves?
Struggle.
WWYDI a Narnian dropped out of the sky?
