Do they? Oh, you mean like Eustace and Jill ("Useless" and "All Killed" as Trumpkin got it)?

Look if they were human, then if so, say hello.

WWYDI it was Dr Cornelius and his English was both as Old Fashioned as Shakespear (even without the vowel shift) and on top of that full of Latin (supposing you decided the same)?

Probably have some difficulty understanding him, particularly where the Latin is concerned.

WWYDI Trumpkin absolutely butchered your name?

Uh, try to correct him, I guess?

WWYDI you found yourself a prisoner of the good guys?

I don't know, I kind of have tried everything (except that prisoner is a bit exaggerated, but it is a bit like my social situation).

WWYDI someone bigger than you shook you with "shake things up, use that brain of yours to find a way out" (see gif of Ariel, she can't answer since she probably knows how it was done in the film)?

(it's not really Narnia-related, but ... 🙂 ) Not enjoy it. I hate being upside down. 😛

WWYDI you thought you saw Aslan across a huge field?

Not be sure I just though I saw.

WWYDI you found out you were the twin who was going to rule ... Archenland as King Cor OR ... Narnia as Swanwhite (depending on sex).

Panic. I'm not ruler material. 🙂

WWYDI you overheard Nikabrik saying that he wanted to kill you?

Lift my arm and even my sword if I could. Or lie in bed and hope someone else overruled him.

WWYDI you were Caspian and HAD passed through the forest without the storm and meeting Old Narnians?

Just continued on to Archenland.

WWYDI you found a stray kitten in an alley?

Bend down and smile, and let it decide if trusting me or not.

WWYDI ... sorry, tired. Your turn again.

Hm, let's see. WWYDI... you walked in weather conditions so severe you couldn't see where you were going and then found yourself in Narnia?

Hope the weather conditions were better in Narnia, i e I hadn't come to Northern Wastelands the evening when Jill, Eustace and Puddleglum arrived at Harfang!

(OK, arrival was for Narnia, not Wild Lands of the North).

WWYDI you had been in Narnia and accidentally blurted it out to a person who might take you for delusional?

I could easily cover it up if I needed to because my excuse is that artists are crazy anyway. That and I /have/ had a dream about Narnia once.

WWYDI an animal in this world disdainfully told you that it wasn't going to smell your hand.

Be shocked. ... and offer to shake it's paw instead? I don't know. 😕

WWYDI you accidentally fell into the water with the fierce Sea People from VDT?

Pretend I fainted and sink with my eyes closed. I cannot swim anyways 🙂

WWYDI you uncovered a secret little house in a tree by accident, and found dwarfs?