Demand to know where the green rings are kept so that I can make sure I have a way back home. I mean, I love a good adventure, but I do need to get home!!!
WWYDI you came across a plate of your favourite dessert in the middle of the forest?
Ummm...my first reaction would be, "Yayy! Eat it!", but my second reaction would be, "Why is there dessert in the forest?" So, depending on where the forest was, I probably would not eat it.
WWYDI you had a chance to meet one and only one Narnia cast member?
Depending on who it was and the level of convenience, I'd take it!
Wwydi a stag offered to take a message to a friend for you?
It would depend on the message. If it was an important message, I would decline, wanting to make 110% sure that the right friend gets the right message by delivering it myself.
WWYDI you were hiking and you came across a woman who matched the lww book's description of the White Witch?
Likely gawk (and then try to look like I wasn't, 'cause that's impolite). It's not everyday you see someone white as icing sugar, so it would definitely grab my attention. I'm only human. 😛
Wwydi you got an arm ring stuck on your arm?
Take it off. My arm's not quite so big as a dragon's.
WWYDI your friend got dragged into a stable where you thought Tash was?
Very honestly, I'd probably freak out. Part of me will probably want to run in after my friend to try to pull him out or defend him; the other part of me will want to stay far, far away.
WWYDI well-meaning Talking Beasts caged you and fed you the sorts of things they think make for good eating?
Depends what they think make good eating. If it's yuck stuff, I might just pretend to eat it and use sleight of hand to make it "disappear into my mouth". If it's okay, I'll just eat it.
WWYDI your friend fell off a cliff, and you didn't know he was safe?
Panic and mourn. And eventually start looking for the body.
WWYDI you had assumed that some food would put you into an enchanted sleep but a beautiful woman told you to eat anyway?
Distrust her. Actually, it would depend on whether other things she has said are trustworthy. Then I might think about it.
WWYDI TLC went down forever?
Considering how much I missed it when it was down for a year.... 😀 I'd miss it a ton.
WWYDI you were caught spying on the Tisroc (who will not live forever)?
Freeze, then brace myself for whatever torture the Tisroc will come up with.
WWYDI you caught your favorite Narnia character watching you write your fanfic about them?
Feel extremely self-conscious and probably embarrassed. Maybe even click off and pretend I was watching cat videos the whole time. 😛
WWYDI your favourite Narnia character held you at sword-/arrow-point?
Um...why Lucy would be holding me at dagger-point at all, that is the question. Unless she's enchanted. In any case, I would hold up my hands and try to talk her out of it.
WWYDI your favorite Narnia character killed your second-favorite Narnia character?
I would have to assume that He had good reason, being Aslan and all. 😉 Though it would upset me all the same.
Wwydi Lasaraleen's monkey came at you?
