Nab it asap, naturally! And place it either in my office with my homemade Lucy’s cordial or in my room with Rhindon. 😁

WWYDI you were offered a year-long study program in Calormen?

I would accept the long study program in Calormen. It'd be kind of interesting.

WWYDI Susan, Lucy, Jill, Polly, and Aravis invited you over for a slumber party?

Go for it.

Wwydi Trumpkin misheard your name and inadvertently insulted you based on what he’d heard?

Laugh it off and silently cry 😛

Wwydi you got asked to dance with the Fauns etc?

I would actually go (if it was a snow dance)

WWYDI Lasaraleen invited you to go to a shopping mall in Calormen?

Keep her from spending all her money 😆

WWYDI you woke up in Narnia in the middle of a battle? (You have a weapon of your choice)

Freak out, first of all. 😛 Then find myself a hopefully decent place from which to shoot ‘cause I’d rather try to take out my enemies before they get anywhere close to me!

Wwydi Puddleglum was your general practitioner?

I might feel exasperated at first, especially if he says, "You feel alright, but you will probably burn into a fever I shouldn't wonder."

WWYDI you receive an invitation to a dinner party in Tashbaan?

Freak out, but probably go if the Narnians were invited 😉

WWYDI you were offered a million dollars to build something in Narnia?

Depending on the terms of the deal, why not?

Wwydi you woke up to a Badger’s snout in your face?

Probably either think, "I'm dreaming" or think my parents got me a new pet. 😆

WWYDI Aslan granted you three wishes; what would they be?

get excited and wish for:
1. Ride on his back through Narnia.
2. Meet the Pevensie and spend a week with them.
3. To make my cat a talking cat.

WWYDI you found out the White Witch was in your head for a year and now she won't leave you alone?

...I've dealt with hostile brainparts before.
-pray
-get new meds and see if effecting the bit of my brain she's in shuts her up
-spam her with annoying music and memes
-spend a lot of time seeking intensely positive sensory experiences for distractions
-be *really darn annoyed* to go through this circus again
-...be curious. Can I get her monologuing? Get interesting trivia about her history? How readily can I sort out the truth from the lies?
-if I have a megalomaniacal headmate now, what does it take to make her more quiet/peaceful that isn't morally wrong? If anything? I'm gonna have to learn how to cope around her while I wait for the meds and/or prayers to take effect, otherwise I'll never get anything done.

...uh. Possibly a more thorough answer than you wanted. :p

WWYDI you met a Talking Dog on a walk in the park?

(It's a great answer)

I would be shocked at first then ask how they learned to talk and make a new friend.

WWYDI your friends with Susan and saw her slowly losing her gentle personality?

be extremely sad 🙁

WWYDI you turned into a dragon like Eustace?