Nab it asap, naturally! And place it either in my office with my homemade Lucy’s cordial or in my room with Rhindon. 😁
WWYDI you were offered a year-long study program in Calormen?
I would accept the long study program in Calormen. It'd be kind of interesting.
WWYDI Susan, Lucy, Jill, Polly, and Aravis invited you over for a slumber party?
Go for it.
Wwydi Trumpkin misheard your name and inadvertently insulted you based on what he’d heard?
Laugh it off and silently cry 😛
Wwydi you got asked to dance with the Fauns etc?
I would actually go (if it was a snow dance)
WWYDI Lasaraleen invited you to go to a shopping mall in Calormen?
Keep her from spending all her money 😆
WWYDI you woke up in Narnia in the middle of a battle? (You have a weapon of your choice)
Freak out, first of all. 😛 Then find myself a hopefully decent place from which to shoot ‘cause I’d rather try to take out my enemies before they get anywhere close to me!
Wwydi Puddleglum was your general practitioner?
I might feel exasperated at first, especially if he says, "You feel alright, but you will probably burn into a fever I shouldn't wonder."
WWYDI you receive an invitation to a dinner party in Tashbaan?
Freak out, but probably go if the Narnians were invited 😉
WWYDI you were offered a million dollars to build something in Narnia?
Depending on the terms of the deal, why not?
Wwydi you woke up to a Badger’s snout in your face?
Probably either think, "I'm dreaming" or think my parents got me a new pet. 😆
WWYDI Aslan granted you three wishes; what would they be?
get excited and wish for:
1. Ride on his back through Narnia.
2. Meet the Pevensie and spend a week with them.
3. To make my cat a talking cat.
WWYDI you found out the White Witch was in your head for a year and now she won't leave you alone?
...I've dealt with hostile brainparts before.
-pray
-get new meds and see if effecting the bit of my brain she's in shuts her up
-spam her with annoying music and memes
-spend a lot of time seeking intensely positive sensory experiences for distractions
-be *really darn annoyed* to go through this circus again
-...be curious. Can I get her monologuing? Get interesting trivia about her history? How readily can I sort out the truth from the lies?
-if I have a megalomaniacal headmate now, what does it take to make her more quiet/peaceful that isn't morally wrong? If anything? I'm gonna have to learn how to cope around her while I wait for the meds and/or prayers to take effect, otherwise I'll never get anything done.
...uh. Possibly a more thorough answer than you wanted. :p
WWYDI you met a Talking Dog on a walk in the park?
(It's a great answer)
I would be shocked at first then ask how they learned to talk and make a new friend.
WWYDI your friends with Susan and saw her slowly losing her gentle personality?
be extremely sad 🙁
WWYDI you turned into a dragon like Eustace?
