Scream and pray to Aslan that help was very near!! Or pray that I'd die painlessly. 😛

WWYDI help burst onto the scene at that moment?

Feel a great rush of relief and then feel all adrenaline drain out of my system. 🙂

WWYDI you were offered a place in the Narnian court?

That... would largely depend on the sort of place. <.< If we're talking a position of actual decision-making authority, I'd either reject on the ground of feeling unfit, or ask for time to pray about it. If it was something like a cook or maybe a court artist, working with my hands on stuff for other people and not a lot of political ramifications to my decisions, I'd be more likely to jump for it.

What would you do if a picture on your bedroom wall started coming to life?

Wonder if my mind was playing tricks on me.

WWYDI you found yourself alone in a spot of our world that makes you think of Narnia?

Start quoting something Narnian

WWYDI you found yourself caught up in a fanfiction with a Mary-Sue (remember, you're just a character in the fanfiction; you have no control over what happens to you)?

Realistically, I'd do whatever the author(ess) told me to.

WWYDI you found yourself in a Susan-actually-did-marry-Rabadash AU?

I guess I'd have to roll with it, regardless of whether or not I enjoy the ride.

WWYDI Tirian appeared before you and asked for help?

Help him, of course! 🙂

WWYDI you found yourself trapped in Cair Paravel and it was on fire?

Run Yelling and screaming for the nearest fire extinguisher-oh wait, 😛

WWYDI you ran as fast as you could over the edge of a cliff with a blanket hoping the wind would catch it and sail you off to calorman be instead you fell down into quicksand but was saved by a living tree that talked funny and had a knack for knitting, but then you tripped on a root and fell into a dragon's den and the dragon there fried you to a crisp and then you woke up an it was all a dream? 😉

Make sure I didn't go jumping off any cliffs in the first place! 😀

WWYDI you were trapped in prison with Caspy and Mary-Sue?

Go nuts.

WWYDI you were offered a paying job that required you to read Narnia fanfiction both good and bad?

OK, to be honest, as long as it was clean, I'd probably take it. 😀

WWYDI you met a lady dressed in white, riding a sleigh, claiming to be a queen, in the woods in the winter?

Watch her ride by, wish I had her stuff, then continue on with life. Oh, and probably wonder what she claimed to be queen of.

WWYDI wars were started by nobles and royals who were so dazzled by your beauty that they all wanted to marry you?

*mouth drops open* "You-you-you mean me? You're fighting over me?!?!" And then probably not marry any of them.

WWYDI you were tempted to eat a silver apple, but you weren't supposed to?

Not eat it, of course!

WWYDI you just happened to live next door to Susan Pevensie in this age?