"Is it possible to preserve this?!"

WWYDI you happened to engage in (likely one-sided) conversation with Pattertwig?

Think that my brother had somehow followed me to Narnia and been turned into a squirrel. 😛

WWYDI you met someone who looked just like you?

(*snerk lol*)
Wonder why on earth there's a person who looks so much like me.

WWYDI you were trapped in a room and heard about a secret plot?

First get a silly look on my face and go "Ooooooooooh!" Second, I'd try to stop it if it was bad. If it wasn't bad, then I'd watch it happen and laugh secretly to myself because I already knew. 😛

WWYDI Trufflehunter spent all morning making you some soup and you spilled it on accident?

Apologize profusely!

WWYDI Silenus caused a ton of grapes to grow all over you and your house?

Start making jelly and jam and serving grapes and having lots of people over to eat them up! 😛

WWYDI the bugly bear kept sucking his paws during an important event?

I would ask him to try and stop, politely of course.

WWYDI if three dwarfs invited you to have breakfast with them?

Depends on the situation, but I'd probably join them.

WWYDI you had to explain to those creatures in the LWW movie why they had glasses and mustaches drawn on them?

Tell them that the one who did it is now reformed. 🙂 I'm sure they'd forgive their king.

WWYDI you opened the door to your room and found another world, but when you stepped in you couldn't get out?

Freak out at first, but then go explore! 😀

WWYDI you had the opportunity to hold the Witch's wand?

I would probably decline the opportunity. 😛

WWYDI if you found yourself in the company of a faun?

Hahaha! 😆

Invite him to tea or ask him to teach me how to play the panpipes.

WWYDI you attended the Pevensie's coronation?

Be very happy. I think that would be an experience I would never forget. 😀

WWYDI King Edmund mistook you for a royal of Archenland?

Politely explain the mistake to him. 😛

WWYDI your best friend had a monkey?

Hmm. What would I do if Aygee had a monkey? Play with it!

WWYDI you were on the Dawn Treader with Eustace (pre-dragoning)?