Be creeped out and want to slap him. Although that's what I'd do if anyone started flirting with me.
WWYDI you were taking a walk in the late-late evening and you suddenly saw the PC werewolf just a few yards away?
(@Jaygee: Willow told me, actually. 🙂 )
😯 Stop dead in my tracks and hope I was just seeing things.
WWYDI someone you know named his/her pet "Aslan"?
"Want to be friends? I'm sure we'd get along fine!"
WWYDI you found out that one of your distant relative's surname was Pevensie?
Be very proud of it (the only relation I know of that's of any note is Bloody Mary...). And then try to look up what I can about said Pevensie.
WWYDI someone you loved very much accidentally touched a yellow ring and vanished... but no green ring is to be found?
Be very, very thrilled.
WWYDI you were offered a position on the cast/crew of the SC movie?
ACCEPT!!!
WWYDI someone in your family was hunting and afterward they said that the animal they killed was talking?
(@Ariel: Did you watch it? What did you think?)
Yell at them.
WWYDI you found yourself outside Harfang in autumn?
(@Jaygee: Yes, I did. I'll PM you my thoughts. 🙂 )
Say as far away from the city as possible.
WWYDI a Mouse tried to give you CPR?
Probably nothing, or laugh inwardly if I didn't really need it. If I needed it, though, I'd probably die because the mouse would be too small to do any good.
WWYDI you heard that they'd secretly been filming SC all this time?
Say, "Whahahahahat?!?! How did I not know of this?!" 😉
WWYDI you found Underland under your bed?
Laugh because I sleep on the top bunk. And ask my youngest brother if he was really a disguised gnome.
WWYDI a lion at the zoo started talking to you?
Squee on the inside and refuse to move on since I'd be much too occupied in conversing with it.
WWYDI Tumnus offered you a food item you don't particularly care for?
Learn to like it, right then and there.
WWYDI the Beavers offered you something you were allergic to? (Even if you're not allergic to anything, just pretend you are.)
They very likely would since they eat fish. I'd have to apologize, explain that I could (maybe possibly) die from it, ask if I may go outside in the event that the smell gets to me, and apologize again. *sigh* I miss fish....
WWYDI someone outbid you at an auction for THE Wardrobe?
Scream in their face and try not to pout to badly 🙁
WWYDI you found out Narnia movies and books are now banned?