Expect that my family was playing some sort of Narnia trick on me and ask them about it before I eat any of the Turkish Delight.
WWYDI everyone in your family except you turned into a Narnian creature of some sort?
Oh, that would be awful! Why leave me out of the fun?! I would probably dress up in my Narnia dress and have a ton of pictures taken with them. Then, if I wanted to be a heartless capitalist, I could bring them to the mall and have them stand around for pictures with little kids. *Uncle Andrew knuckle crack* No, I wouldn't really do the heartless capitalist thing.
WWYDI one of your school teachers resigned and you ended up with a short, fat teacher with a long beard?
*lols at Nia's answer*
I haven't done school for quite a while. But if I still were, I'd scrutinize him closely. And wish he was something as fantastic as a half-dwarf (because why should a real one invade my life?). 😛
WWYDI Ginnarbrik hugtackled you?
Heehee that was the point. 😉
Try to use the fact that they open and close as much to my advantage as possible. And stab, if blood is to be drawn.
WWYDI kings and princes fought for your hand (assuming the next person to answer is a female...)?
Probably put them both on and /then/ remember where I had read about them 😛
WWYDI You jumped into a obviously deep lake and it only came up to your ankles?
Find Cor and get the rings!
WWYDI you were told that you were the only person who could save Narnia, but that in the process of saving it you would die?
Be rebellious and have Christmas anyway.
WWYDI you found a guinea pig with a ring taped to its back under your Christmas tree?
Not mind a bit! I'd probably decorate one of the live trees if she would let me. (If any of the dryads are like Albero, I'm sure they'd love it. 😉 )
WWYDI you found out that Father Christmas' reindeer were actually white, and his sledge looked exactly like the White Witch's?
Totally believe you, and ask how you got there!
WWYDI you cat or dog or other pet addressed you in Reepicheep's voice and offered to duel with you?