Be in shock for ten minutes and kindly decline if possible.

WWYDI a talking turkey came to your house whilst you were serving a humongous turkey for Christmas dinner?

O_O No idea what I'd do after that. 😛

WWYDI you woke up one morning to be greeted by Mrs Beaver serving you breakfast in bed?

I'd probably wonder what happened to me.

WWYDI you had a lion painting and you thought you saw it roar?

Be totally happy and assume it was something Narnian. Then see if there was any way to get to Narnia through it!

WWYDI a Talking Animal showed up at your house and asked you to do its portrait?

I think I'd have to refer it to Gypse or you or somebody else who could actually draw.

WWYDI you met a tall and pessimistic person with flat hair and a muddy complexion?

Call him "Puddleglum" when telling friends about this stranger.

WWYDI Reep tapped you on the shoulder right now and you had no idea whatsoever he was there?

I would probably think I imagined it and if he did it again, I would probably start looking around my room to see what might be there.

WWYDI you met a cousin you didn't know you had and it was very practical and very unimaginative, like Eustace?

I might get along with him on some things (maybe) but be extremely annoyed in others.

WWYDI one of your cousins sang about your being "balmier and balmier"?

Depends on which one. If it was Aygee, her brother, or Rose-cousin, they would probably end up in a headlock. Some cousins I'd prolly yell at.

WWYDI you found a bow on the ground outside your house?

Have the best time in my life and go to the archery range.

WWYDI you were challenged to an archery match by a master archer among their own people?

Say no! And then wish I'd thought at the time to ask for lessons.

WWYDI Talking Moles advised you to buy a sickly-looking plant?

Um, I'm really not sure.

WWYDI you had the chance to raid the Telmarine wardrobes and dress up fancy?

Join the raid!

WWYDI you caught Puddleglum smiling?

Hope I had a camera with me.

WWYDI you had to sit through a boring history class in the school at Beruna?

Wish I had a better teacher. Especially if the teacher was Narnian.

WWYDI you were in charge of the troops at Cair Paravel when the Calormenes attacked?