Panic. Fight to the death. Hope I didn't run out of arrows.
WWYDI the White Witch came to your house and turned all of your butterflies into stone?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Wonder why.
WWYDI a "normal" Talking Lion claimed to be related to Aslan?
Oh, I dunno....... TREASON! TREACHORY!
WWYDI you had a horse and it suddenly started talking and sprouted wings?
Thank you, Hobbit!
O.o "ARE YOU FROM NARNIA?????" (also, "WHEN DID I GET A HORSE?????????")
WWYDI you met a Marsh-wiggle?
O.O TAKE ME TO YOUR FAMILY.
WWYDI Trumpkin challenged you to a shooting match and you actually won, despite his claims of being a famous archer? 😛
Thank you, Hobbit!
Legitimately claim that I had beginner's luck. You know, when I'm done being shocked over having hit the mark.
WWYDI you had to eat only the SC gnomes' food for a week.
Die.
WWYDI you'd gotten a job acting in a Narnia movie but it wasn't much like the book?
HAVE THE BEST TIME OF MY LIFE. And wish it was more like the book.
WWYDI you woke up one morning with little faun horns growing out of your head?
Thank you, Hobbit!
freak out and wonder why it was happening
WWYDI a strange faun (not Tumnus) invited you to tea?
Probably not be so gracious as Lucy regarding accepting the invitation.......
WWYDI you knew somebody who was killed by a large snake, green as poison?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Probably have a mortal fear of snakes ever after, no matter what colour.
WWYDI Lasaraleen mocked your fashion sense (or lack thereof)?
I really don't caaaare. /I/ think my fashion sense (or lack thereof) is /very/ mock-able..... Huhu! Boring normal clothes and then a cloak. Doesn't really match all that well. 😆
WWYDI you were visiting Narnia, and you talked to a bird which appeared to be a talking animal, but wasn't, and then you were made fun of for making that mistake?
Thank you, Hobbit!
I'd say, "Well, I just naturally assumed you could...", and then get interrupted. 
WWYDI you were looking at a mysterious inscription in another language and suddenly found that you could understand it?
"Whoa, cool!!"
WWYDI a marshwiggle bid you a good morning but said nothing negative immediately after?
Say, "Well, that's a Marshwiggle for you!"
WWYDI you lived in a connected row of houses?
