O.o "I'm so very honored!"
WWYDI you fell into Underland?
Hope I didn't meet any Earthmen!
WWYDI a dwarf offered to teach you to make chainmaille?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Accept!
WWYDI you almost stepped on a Talking Insect?
O.o I don't think they had those in Narnia.......
WWYDI if you /did/ step on a Talking Insect? 
Thank you, Hobbit!
Probably think nothing of it unless someone pointed it out.
WWYDI you got a package in the mail that looked like a Dwarf-made coronet?
O.o Umm, wear it?
WWYDI a dragon came up to you at random, picked you up, and began flying with you?
Thank you, Hobbit!
freak
WWYDI a strange cat decided to sleep by you while camping outdoors?
"Uh... Hi, kitty...."
WWYDI you had to spend the night in the Tombs alone?
Look for a cat.
WWYDI you had to cross the great desert alone on foot with only an armful of stolen melons?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Um... Try to conserve them?
WWYDI you woke up one morning and could shoot like Susan?
If that happened this weekend, before my tournament, I would probably be like, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OUTTA MY WAY, BORING PITIFUL REGULAR ARCHER HUMANS!!!!!!!!!!!! 😉 😆
WWYDI you woke up on morning and could swordfight as well as Edmund or Peter?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Rejoice. 😀
WWYDI you woke up to see Trufflehunter peering into your face?
"I wonder what I did this time.....? "
WWYDI you met somebody who acted and (if you used your imagination) slightly resembled a dufflepud?
Thank you, Hobbit!
probably nickname him as such, even if only in my mind
WWYDI Lucy jumped you with her dagger drawn?
"What did I do?"
WWYDI you entered Narnia and were arrested upon arrival?
