Errrm. I'LL CALL THE BRITISH CONSUL. ARRRRRRR.
WWYDI actually had to walk to the Western Wild instead of flying?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Um, I guess I'd do it....
WWYDI you were offered a ride on a Winged Horse?
Take it!
WWYDI you woke up to find Aslan staring at you in bed?
Thank you, Hobbit!
O.o... "Thank You."
WWYDI you were suddenly called a sack of potatoes by a Horse (that you didn't know could talk)?
Be insulted, and try to work on mounting better.
WWYDI your closet was abnormally colder than the rest of your house?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Try to get further in.
WWYDI you saw a lion outside your schoolroom during school?
Errrm, depends on if it had maenads and such dancing around too........
WWYDI you had to spend the night at Arsheesh's cottage?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Try to ignore him.
WWYDI you met a man with a crimson beard?
Ooh, Tarkaan! MUST DEFEAT.
WWYDI found an outfit of chainmaille in an alley?
Thank you, Hobbit!
😛
See if there was a lion on it.
WWYDI you found yourself being chased by Telmarines?
Look for a badger's hole......
WWYDI you hit your head on a branch, fell of your horse, and saw a little dude hop out of a tree with a drawn dagger?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Blow Queen Susan's horn.
WWYDI you found out your uncle had killed your father?
o.O I could wage war on my uncle's town, after I found a few centaurs and fauns.......
WWYDI opened a gate and suddenly you were in Narnia?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Probably start screaming uncontrollably because my life dream just came true. 😛
WWYDI you were offered one of the silver apples by someone you didn't know?
O.o Sorry, but I'm not allowed to take food from strangers......
WWYDI you saw a huge flock of birds that sang in an almost human voice?
Thank you, Hobbit!
