"Weeeiiirdddd....."

WWYDI you met a faun in the woods?

O.o I didn't know Narnia was /this/ way........

WWYDI you were hiking on a vacation, you were lost, and a hedgehog began talking to you?

"Um, hi..."

WWYDI you found a humming green ring on the ground?

Depends on where I find it. The chances of me picking it up (and without gloves, 'cause I wouldn't think of that till after) are on the higher end.

WWYDI you found out that Lewis and Tolkien had written a short story that was a Narnia/Middle-earth crossover?

Read it!

WWYDI a Narnian star introduced herself as Galadriel?

Probably just accept it until that moment when I think, "Wait... why is a Narnian named Galadriel?"

WWYDI a centaur disapproved of your battle strategy?

Change it!

WWYDI you met a horse whose name was Phillip?

snigger within myself at the irony of naming a horse "lover of horses". And then... MLIN. 🙂

WWYDI Susan challenged you to that dictionary game they were playing in the movie?

Accept, maybe? Actually, a better idea would be to go play hide-and-seek........

WWYDI went away from home for a year, and then came back to find that everything was different?

"OK...."

WWYDI you met an English woman named Susan Pevensie?

"How many siblings do you have? "

WWYDI you had to eat nothing but apples for a week?

Get bored very quickly, especially since my diet is more varied than the average Westerner.

WWYDI you saw some kids in your neighbourhood re-enacting a scene from Narnia?

Watch, maybe join them. And be amazed that the crazy people in my neighborhood would actually do something cool like that.

WWYDI went to a house with doorbell like the bell in Charn?

Make sure there weren't any foreign inscriptions around.

WWYDI you fell into a picture?

Be excited, (obviously 😉 ) and hope it was Narnia.

WWYDI your lion painting mysteriously seemed to grow larger every year?