"Oooookkkkkkaayy..."

WWYDI you met a tall woman who could wrench off lamppost bars?

Watch, and avoid.

WWYDI you had to sit through history class in Beruna?

Watch for a lion.

WWYDI you saw the river god appear?

Stay out of his way, and be amazed.

WWYDI went to a used bookstore that had an unusually large amount of boxed Narnia book sets?

Look around and drool.

WWYDI one of your Narnia books literally fell apart?

Tape it back together and handle it a little more gently. It's happened a lot.

WWYDI you were reading one of your Narnia books and discovered a page was missing?

Flip out and try to figure out where it went. If unfound, I'd buy a new set (and keep the old one, because I'm a sentimental pack-rat).

WWYDI you saw a lion statue with a pencilled-on mustache and glasses?

Try to get rid of the mustache and glasses.

WWYDIyou saw a statue of a fox exactly like the one in the movie?

MUST. HAVE. WAAAAAAAAANT. I NEED THAT IN MY ROOM. 😆

WWYDI you fell asleep beside your cat, and had strange dreams about lions and wild animals all night?

Hope I remembered it in the morning. At least long enough to record the fact that I had it.

WWYDI Nikabrik cornered you?

O.o Draw the sword that I don't really have and try to defend myself? 😕

WWYDI your dinner party was untimely interrupted with a ghost-like appearance?

"Um... OK.... Wait, are you Tirian???"

WWYDI you met a guy whose name was "Tisroc"?

I betcha /he'll/ live forever.

WWYDI you went sightseeing and saw a lake name Mezreel?

Mention it in the MLIN thread.

WWYDI you saw a lamppost in a snowy wood?

CAMERA. WHERE IS MY CAMERA. AAAAAAAAH. I'M IN NARNIAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

WWYDI you saw a statue of a gnomey-person that looked like one of the gnomes from SC?