HA!! THEY FINALLY STOOD UP TO YOU.

WWYDI had to duel Miraz with a broom? (Miraz using a broom too, not a sword)

Laugh.

WWYDI one of your parents told you they'd been to Narnia?

Demand to know everything and ask why they'd never said anything about it before.

WWYDI Corin asked you to be his time-keeper during his boxing match with the Lapsed Bear?

Do it, I guess, and keep my distance from the two.

WWYDI Corin knocked you down?

Try to fight back but know that it'd be a losing fight. 😛

WWYDI you tried to meet with Gumpas without an appointment?

Errrrrrrrm, hope I had a few hundred soldiers readily available?

WWYDI somebody decided to make an actual comic book of Narnia?

Probably be really skeptical. And then wish to get on board to help! 😀

WWYDI you found someone eavesdropping from behind a couch on a private conversation you were having with a friend?

EErrrrm, probably /not/ have them killed, be mad at them, and threaten to turn them into a frog for dropping eaves.

WWYDI unexpectedly came across a huge box filled with Narnia illustrations?

(heehee)

Keep them! Photograph them! Frame them and hang them on my walls!

WWYDI Disney made a 2D-animation version of Narnia?

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH. MUST WATCH.

WWYDI you captured by Pug?

Hope I was rescued by Lord Bern!

WWYDI your scraped knee suddenly stopped hurting?

Errrrrrm, I didn't SEE a train.......

WWYDI you were brought into visiting peoples hotel room because you looked exactly like one of their kids?

"Hi.... I don't know you. Bye!"

WWYDI you were told you were royalty?

Errrrm be confooosed.

WWYDI you had the choice of riding a unicorn or a talking horse into battle?

Choose the unicorn (and go practice my fighting!)

WWYDI your unicorn was shot out from under you?