"I'm not the Neevil!"
WWYDI you found the song Aslan sang Narnia into existence with on YouTube?
Watch it nonstop for weeks.
WWYDI you woke up suddenly in the middle of the night with the best Narnia fanfic idea ever but were too tired to move?
*sigh* Knowing me, I'd think, "I'll write it down in the morning." Unless I was smart enough to grab my phone and type it into my notes.
WWYDI someone choreographed the Great Snow Dance?
"Can I try?"
WWYDI you found out that Jill was your distant cousin?
Laugh.
WWYDI you saw Rabadash turning into a donkey?
Want to keep them, but try to figure out who they really belonged to. But if I couldn't find it out, I'd totally keep them and hang them all over our room.'
WWYDI your parents sent you to an old professor's house for the summer?
"Oookkaayyyy?"
WWYDI you saw a skydiver on TV say, "The bolt of Tash falls from above" as he jumps out of the plane?
... I might not even open the door to find out what he wants.
WWYDI a lamppost suddenly grew in your backyard?
"Whoa. So cool!" (and mention it on the MLIN thread)
WWYDI you met a guy with a crimson beard?