Ask Trumpkin and Trufflehunter to sit on his head.
WWYDI you woke up to seeing a badger standing over you?
Um, Hi!! Where am I?
WWYDI Reepicheep challenged you to a game of chess?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Accept and hope to learn more about both chess and battle strategy (and hopefully win a game or two).
WWYDI you saw Jill, Eustace, and Caspian rushing toward you with gleaming swords and a sturdy switch?
Run, scream, and say, "I'm not one of Them!"
WWYDI you saw a lion sitting in a gap in the wall?
Back away slowly, wonder why it was there, and want to hug it but be far to afraid to risk it.
WWYDI you found the Narnian clothes Eustace buried?
O.O NARNIANARNIANARNIANARNIANARNIANARNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WWYDI one of your friends had an annoying pet monkey that kept swinging about the room?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Ask them kindly to shut it up.
WWYDI you received a strange invitation to a ball in Narnia?
Ooooh, we wants to go! Deary me, how am I supposed to get there? o.O
WWYDI you could see Susan Pevensie compete against Robin Hood in archery?
Thank you, Hobbit!
I would cheer for Susan!
WWYDI Aslan came roaring into your house?
O.O YOU FINALLY CAME!!!!!! 😀 Ouch, that's a bit loud.
WWYDI you went for a walk in the dark, got lost, and heard a large animal walking beside you? 
Thank you, Hobbit!
"Oh, dear."
WWYDI you were cut off from your ship by a dragon?
Hrrm, this dooooesn't look good.... I wonder if dragons swim?
WWYDI you went to a house with a spare room and a suspiciously large sheet-covered object inside it?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Peep under the corner of the sheet and if it was a wardrobe I'd go inside at once. 😛
WWYDI a Narnia soundtrack started playing suddenly out of nowhere when you were the only one around?
O.O Success! Waiiiiit, why is that playing.....?
WWYDI the trees in the front yard began wading through the dirt towards you?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Want the dream to stick around for a while.
WWYDI you saw what looked like Silenus and his donkey in your municipality's next parade?
