Take good notes!
WWYDI a centaur offered to give you stargazing lessons?
Leave.
WWYDI your uncle tried to have you killed?
Run the other way.
WWYDI a Wolf tackled you and started talking?
"This is weird... especially since we didn't have any statues last night...."
WWYDI you were offered a ride on a dragon?
Ask if that was literal.
WWYDI a Horse asked you if you could ride bareback?
Say that no, I couldn't (and possibly be shy about it) but that I'd love to learn.
WWYDI a tree hugged you?
"Uh, hi?"
WWYDI you saw Trees eating dirt? (funny how in Narnia, a capital letter makes so much difference...)
Probably pull and Edmund and want to try the chocolatey-looking soil. 😛
WWYDI you went to an antique store and found a sofa that looked like what you imagine the one in HHB to look like?
Drool.
WWYDI you found used books with the name "Digory Kirke" inside them?