Take a peek at what's on the other side.
WWYDI you were checking out your library and suddenly found Coriakin perusing the aisles?
Does she have to use a mop? Doesn't matter, actually, cause she'd break her own rules and I'd die.
WWYDI a giant asked you to play cockshies?
"Oi. What is going on?"
WWYDI your best friend claimed to have been to Narnia?
"YAY!!! FINALLY!!!"
WWYDI a lion poster seemed to roar at you?
Wonder how I came to be tied to a tree and why I don't remember it.... Wait, where'd the kids come from? And why am I tied to a tree?
WWYDI two Telmarines tried to "feed you to the ghosts"?
Scream. Loudly.
WWYDI you saw a group of Dwarfs being led away by a couple of Calormens?
Accept (and get called a sack of potatoes).
WWYDI you met a horse named Hwin?
Politely decline but ask if he'll teach me.
WWYDI you met short person named Trumpkin?