Politely refuse.
WWYDI you saw a prince named Caspian on the news?
O.o Cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.
WWYDI you went spelunking and ended up coming out on a bright beach with a ruined castle in sight?
Thank you, Hobbit!
"How did I get into Narnia?"
WWYDI you managed to walk deeper into a closet than actually existed?
"This is an awfully large closet...... *crunch crunch* I wonder if those are mothballs? Strange. Ooooh, wait! I'M IN NARNIA. YES. YESYESYESYES."
WWYDI you were chosen as a scriptwriter in the production of SC?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Keep it as close to the book as possible.
WWYDI you met a family whose last name was Pevensie?
o.o 'Whoa, you should totally be wearing cloaks everywhere you go.'
WWYDI Trumpkin invited you to a feast at Cair Paravel and to spend the night there?
Thank you, Hobbit!
"YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
WWYDI Miraz invited you to be his guest?
Ooh, no thanks. I have a..... previous engagement. 
WWYDI if the LotGK offered you a bed for the night?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Decline, tuck tail, and run!
WWYDI a picture came to life?
Hope it was of Narnia! If not, observe, and possibly run.
WWYDI your yard looked like it was bubbling and there were a bunch of wild animals running around it?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Be a little freaked out and hope they were intelligent talking animals.
WWYDI you were given a magic horn for Christmas?
Treasure it forever!
WWYDI you dreamed of a huge lion picking you up in his mouth and showing you something out your window?
Mention it on the MLIN thread.
WWYDI a nasty cousin suddenly got un-nasty?
Ooh, that's nice...... OOH, I betcha he went to Narnia! *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAL*
WWYDI Eustace allowed you to ride him (note, while he's a dragon 😆 ) ?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Have /so/much fun!
WWYDI you were invited to the Council at Dancing Lawn in PC?
