Come! O.o and wonder why I was invited.

WWYDI the Wardrobe brought you to the Shire?

Quite possibly be temporarily mad that it didn't take me to Narnia, but hey, the Shire's a great place too....

WWYDI Uncle Andrew gave you the One Ring?

Wonder how in the world he got hold of it, and try to get rid of it.

WWYDI the Pevensies invited you to hunt the White Stag with them?

go

WWYDI you got lost in the Old Palace?

Prooooobably not duck into a room and hide behind the sofa.

WWYDI your whole town decided to have a Narnia-themed parade?

watch and take many pictures and videos

WWYDI you heard a Calormene come down your street shouting to make way for a barbarian king?

Run outside. And since when do barbarian kings come down my street?

WWYDI a bunch of birds were chattering near you and you distinctly hear one say 'No fear!', in contrast to all of the other birds?

Ask it if it was the Jackdaw.

WWYDI you were called the "First Joke"?

Probably be embarrassed. And laugh. 😛

WWYDI you found a store that specialized in shoes that looked like they were Narnian?

Buy some. Duh. 😀

WWYDI you opened your closet in the morning and found it full of Narnian weaponry?

Be very excited.

WWYDI you were sent to an old professor's house for an indefinite amount of time?

Hope they had a wardrobe!

WWYDI you were captured by earthmen and made to crawl through a bunch of caves?

Probably refuse like Jill.

WWYDI you were tired and cold and found Harfang?

Hope it wasn't autumn, and go in, maybe? And find a good place to hide inside?

WWYDI it was an unusually cold and wet winter and you saw a mysterious ice formation that looked like a castle forming across the street?

Listen for Let it Go. 😆

WWYDI you found a statue that looked like Mr. Tumnus?