be scared out of my wits and hope they put me with the archers
WWYDI a huge owl tapped its beak on your window at night?
Freak out.
WWYDI you met an Earthman?
"Dibs!" 😆
WWYDI you saw a man turn into a tree?
😮 "You owe me a new boxed set!"
WWYDI you were caught eavesdropping on the Royal Four?
Stutter apologies...?
WWYDI the White Witch thought you broke her wand?
Say no thanks because I won't remember to pick it up from him (and his soggy paw) later. 😛
WWYDI you received an invitation in the mail to attend Caspian and Lilliandil's wedding?
"YES!" and try them all on as soon as possible. And transfer them to another location in case my closet decided to suck the clothes back to Narnia.
WWYDI you walked into a shed and found yourself in the great outdoors?
"Wait, what?"
WWYDI you found out that the Dufflepuds disagreed with everything others said?