(Yes, that's what it was called.)
Think I'd entered the strange world of one of Ela's writing contest entries!
WWYDI you met a /real/ Stelf?
That really drives me nuts, Jaygee. I /AM/ A REAL STELF. WHY DOES NOBODY BELIEVE THAT?? 😉 Ummm, be happy at the collaboration of Tolkien and Lewis, I guess. 😛
WWYDI Trufflehunter and Trumpkin sat on your head because you were being grumpy?
Thank you, Hobbit!
😛
Promise not to be grumpy anymore.
WWYDI your pets started talking to you?
Oh, whooaaaaa! Do that instead of barking all afternoon, and my sister probably won't yell at you all the time.
WWYDI you saw Calormenes going past your house, one or two at a time (though about thirty came in all), dressed as merchants and such?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Think that was reeeeeeal fishy.
WWYDI your parents suddenly began to speak to you only in proverbs and maxims?
"They're crraaazzzzyyyy. I'll distract them while you run!" 😛
WWYDI you saw a "person" with webbed feet?
"Ooh! Ooh! You! SHhhh. Go accidentally bump into him. See how they respond!'
WWYDI if you /did/ find a football field in the bathroom cupboards? 
Thank you, Hobbit!
"Edmund was right after all!"
WWYDI Edmund asked you to help you steal some cookies from Susan? 😛
It dependddddddddddddds. What kind of cookies, 😆 and why. I probably wouldn't though.
WWYDI a dryad offered you a gooseberry fool?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Accept.
WWYDI you were accused of.... stealing the cordial?
That depends on if I /did/ steal the cordial. 😛 In the case that I didn't, I have no idea.
WWYDI your wardrobe or closet always seemed to be bright and felt unusually cold or warm at different times?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Investigate!
WWYDI you met a person with the name Eustace Clarence Scrubb who almost deserved it?
Try to figure out if he had a horrid painting upstairs! 😛
WWYDI you were at the library and you actually found a good history book of Calormen?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Be shocked and check it out.
WWYDI you were invited to spend an hour with Aslan?
Totally accept!
WWYDI Aslan showed up to your high school graduation? ( I mean, its a big deal, and you probably don't have any coronations coming up too soon...... 😛 )
Thank you, Hobbit!
