Be all like 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 then like 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 then like 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
WWYDI you were watching TV and saw a Lion talking?
Ooh, I should stick around. Maybe it's a Narnia sequel thing......
WWYDI you kicked a stump, and you heard it rumble, and three sleepy headed bears came out, and asked you why you had waken them up so early?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Gape.
WWYDI the Bulgies offered you honey?
Accept it. And count on not being able to de-stickify my fingers for a long time. 😛
WWYDI while you were on vacation at an island far away, you saw a group of Telmarines just appear out of nowhere, or to be exact, from a cave?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Stay away. Those are the not-so-nice ones.
WWYDI Pattertwig offered you a nut?
Accept, and not look as if I wanted to know where his stash was.
WWYDI Trumpkin challenged you to an archery contest and you actually won?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Be astonished.
WWYDI you found yourself having to spend the night in the Tombs?
Hope I found a nice warm cat to sleep with.
WWYDI you woke up one morning to see Trufflehunter leaning over you?
Thank you, Hobbit!
"Yikes, what in -- oh. Hi. :D"
WWYDI you woke up to a grumpy Black Dwarf threatening to kill you?
Look around to see if there was a Badger or Red Dwarf ready to sit on his head.
WWYDI Reep challenged you to a game of chess?
Play! I could actually probably win a game.
WWYDI if Reepicheep beat you at chess? 
Thank you, Hobbit!
Try to be a good sport.
WWYDI you fell into the water with the Fierce Sea-people?
Yikes! LET ME BACK UP THERE. Umm, hope they aren't as fierce as they look.
WWYDI your town was bombarded by dragons, and it was thunderstorms outside, and foggy, and flooding?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Be very scared and run.
WWYDI you found an old yellow ring that seemed to be humming?
Wait until I had gloves to pick it up.
WWYDI the old stump and bolder in your front yard looked like they were moving and there was a suspiciously wand-like looking stick next to them?
Thank you, Hobbit!
