Order it. And wonder where in the universe they found that.

WWYDI you went boating on a lake covered with lilies, and saw a little rapier sticking out from them?

Try to grab it.

WWYDI Reep allowed you to hug him?

Do it.

WWYDI you had to stay in the cage that the animals made for Uncle Andrew overnight?

Tell them that I'm not the neevil.

WWYDI you were told you were the first joke?

I'll go down in historyyyyyy!!! 😀

WWYDI your pet bulldog told you he highly objected to your remark about his nose?

Ask him how he talks.

WWYDI an elephant watered you with her trunk?

Ummmm, I really don't need to be watered......

WWYDI there was a walled in garden with golden gates and beautiful apple trees inside?

Eye it with a watering mouth.

WWYDI a toffee tree grew in your yard?

TOFFEE TREE. NARNIA. I WANT SOME. FOOOOD.

WWYDI you planted a jar of nickels and dimes and you found a tree of coins the next morning?

I'd be surprised that anything grew there at all but I'd make the most of it. 😉

WWYDI you saw a stone lion about to pounce but you didn't realize, at first, that it was only stone?

Scream!

WWYDI you found your cat all tied up and obvious mouse tracks on the ground?

laugh

WWYDI you saw a lion hanging out by a stream when you were dreadfully thirsty?

"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaase be Aslan..... o.o Or at least don't eat me if I get a drink. "

WWYDI the room you were teaching in turned into a large tangle of bushes and your desk turned into a rosebush?

"What in the world?!"

WWYDI an Earthman showed up at your house and insisted that he take you to where "many sink into the deep realms and few return to the sunlit lands"?

Ask if that was in Narnia.

WWYDI you and your friend were being chased by a lion?