Surrender!
WWYDI you were stuck on the Dawn Treader with pre-dragon Eustace?
Knowing my unhealthy anger style, I'd try my utmost to keep my cool, but eventually I'd snap, lose my temper and do a Prince Corin Thunderfist....in other words, knock him down!
WWYDI you discover your pet is actually a Talking Beast....when he/she gets mad and starts telling you off in no uncertain terms?
Maybe I would go eye boggling and look him/her in the eyes and ask...Are you talking to me??.. hahaha.. Maybe he/she would answer, "what do you think lad?"
WWYDI you happen to see a wardrobe with the narnian engravings on it?
Drool and wish I had the money to purchase it!
WWYDI you randomly showed up in Narnia and found out there was a prophesy about you?
Freak out and try to fulfill it.
WWYDI you were trampled by a centaur?
Die. Literally.
WWYDI you were caught up in a war between Narnia and Telmar?
join the Narnians. 😛
WWYDI a silver apple grew on one of you're tree's.(assuming you have one) 🙂
I'd probably sort of freak out because the only tree I have is a Palm tree... 😛
WWYDI Phillip bucked Edmund off? 🙂
Run to see if Edmund was okay and to figure out why Philip bucked him in the first place.
WWYDI the water naiads suddenly stopped up the Great River?
Ask them if Joshua and the children of Israel were crossing? lol, I don't know.
WWYDI you turned a corner and ran into Jadis?
Squeak in surprise, then immediately try to hide?
WWYDI you were suddenly set in charge of a Narnian army during a time of war?
They might not need me but; they might.
I'll let my Head be just in sight;
A smile as small as mine might be
Precisely their necessity.
-Emily Dickinson
Stand there paralyzed and say something along the lines of, "Uh... yeah, you're making a major mistake."
WWYDI Reep caught you sneaking an orange?
Give it back before he can challenge me to a duel, where he will almost fall overboard, tease me, and make me fall over and reveal the hiding place of a girl who wasn't supposed to be there in the first place. 😀
WWYDI you found yourself being arrested by Narnians (specifically centaurs)?
Try to convince them that I was not the one to do it. 😛
WWYDI you suddenly walked in your room to find that there was snow on the floor?
"Whoa, Jack Frost IS my friend!!" 😛
WWYDI invisible creatures asked you to turn them visible again, despite a mad magician being the the vicinity?