Tell him, "NO."

WWYDI you found a guinea pig with a yellow ring taped to it?

My Preciousssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

WWYDI the White Witch asked you to make Turkish delight for her?

Run.

WWYDI you found out that Narnia and Middle Earth were really different parts of the same world?

I NEED TO GO MORE THAN EVER NOW. O.o As long as I avoid Mordor, I'm good. Ooooh, that would be interesting.... Jadis vs. Sauron!

WWYDI you found Eustace's beetle collection in a garage sale?

Laugh.

WWYDI you were given a book about fat foreign children doing exercises?

Wonder whyyyyyyyyyyyy somebody gave it to me and definitely think of Eustace............

WWYDI Trumpkin and Bilbo had a smoke-ring blowing contest?

Be torn on who to root for. 🙂

WWYDI you had to cross the pass into Archenland in the dark?

'I know you're here, but, um, it would be kinda nice if you walked on my left side, Aslan? '

WWYDI Eustace ruined your second-best sword trying to kill a lizard?

Say, "Don't. Kill. Lizards!!!!!!! ...Especially not with my sword!"

WWYDI Uncle Andrew asked to borrow you or your family's car?

Refuse. To. Allow. Him. To.

WWYDI you saw a cab with a woman on top of it go by your house?

Run out the door and stare like all the maids did in MN, and then go hide under the bed.

WWYDI a lady in a flowing green dress and a knight rode past your house?

"Whoa! Dress! Armour! Horses? I can has it all?!" 😛

WWYDI the Giant Nurse babysat you?

Be very annoyed.

WWYDI you were gifted a Giant's toy?

Ummm, that's niiiiiiiice? I don't think it'll fit in my room though......

WWYDI you went swimming and a sea serpent tried to pop your float?

Wonder where the sea serpent came from (and get out of the pool!).

WWYDI you saw a bell with the Bide the Danger poem on it?