Oooooh, cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool. And I probably wouldn't ring it.

WWYDI there was rumor of an old man with shaggy white hair snooping around the neighborhood and the next day everybody's pet guinea pigs and hamsters were missing?

Call the police. 😛

WWYDI you met a friend who was now older than you?

"Hi..." *thinking* This is awkward...

WWYDI Reep told you to push?

Push, I guess?

WWYDI Aslan let you take a picture with him?

Be very honored. And definitely frame it.

WWYDI you looked out your window and saw a Dufflepud?

Either rush out to see it or not go out of the house.

WWYDI Eustace stole your mother's candy?

Call him a liar. (My mom doesn't store much candy in her cupboards. 😛 )

WWYDI you went to a banquet and found three sleeping men at the table of honour?

Get all bugeyed.

WWYDI you discovered Burnt Island?

Hrrrrrmph. Not much to see hereeeeeeee.

WWYDI you discovered the pool on Deathwater Island?

Not touch!

WWYDI you saw a flower made out of gold?

Look for a shiny pool......

WWYDI Susan accused you of losing her chess piece in the courtyard?

Be surprised and ask her what it looked like and help her look for it.

WWYDI you were about to do something perfectly normal and everyday (like sharpening a pencil or opening the fridge) and saw a roosting phoenix watching you very closely?

Be creeped out.

WWYDI you heard of an island nation of Telmarines?

Either want to go see or definitely not, if they were the ones that didn't come back from Narnia.

WWYDI you were sure you saw a lion up ahead but none of your friends believed you?

Wonder why and hope I wasn't going batty.

WWYDI a faun offered to play his flute to help you fall asleep?