Say, "Ummmmmm...okay?" and hope he wasn't trying to enchant me.

WWYDI a young Dufflepud asked you to help him find his parents?

help...

WWYDI Aslan tossed your house walls and roof aside, leaving your bedroom (and yourself ill in bed) fully exposed to the great outdoors?

Be confused.

WWYDI you were stranded on Coriakin's Island with the Dufflepuds?

Teach them how to go boating with their huge feet.

WWYDI you found that Dark Island also manufactured pink mist?

Swear that the new Narnia villain was the Mary-Sue.

WWYDI your best friend suddenly revealed that s/he's actually a half-dwarf?

"What? Then how come you're almost my height?"

WWYDI your tutor (NOT your mom, if you're homeschooled) told you your uncle wanted to kill you?

Uh-hu-hummmmm..... Given some circumstances.... I'd almost believe it.... even though I /am/ homeschooled. 😆

WWYDI you found 4 old railway tickets from the 1940's that were faded but you thought you could read "Pevensie"?

Freak out.

WWYDI you saw an old newspaper article telling about a London train crash in 1949?

"SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. " Read it. And cry. And frame it on my wall. And nobody touches it. Ever.

WWYDI Golg offered to take you to Bism?

Not accept.

WWYDI you were invited to Harfang?

Nope. Not going. Sorrrrrry.

WWYDI Trufflehunter and Trumpkin sat on your head?

Ask them nicely to get off.

WWYDI Edmund asked your opinion about building decent roads?

Ask my sister..... she's too much like Eustace about things like that. 😛

WWYDI Fledge offered to fly you to Narnia?

Accept, and freak out!

WWYDI Coriakin asked you to help him write a book?

Try....

WWYDI Coriakin gave you a beginners magic spell book?