Be very cautious about using it.

WWYDI you had to read a book standing with your back to the door and the door wouldn't close?

Ooh, um. Ack. I hate open doors behind my back..... I dunno. 😛

WWYDI you had to duel Trumpkin in a fencing match?

Lose.

WWYDI you were offered the position of cabin boy/girl on the DT?

AH. I'LL ACCEPT. MEMEMEMEEE!! YES, ME. I WANT THE POSITION.

WWYDI Uncle Andrew got the One Ring mixed up with his magic rings and was about to put it on?

Snatch it from him, find Frodo, and tell him to destroy it.

WWYDI you heard the Black Speech coming from Uncle Andrew's rings?

Wonder what was going on......

WWYDI Gollum stole your green ring, thinking it was his Preciousssss?

Ask him to please give it back, since it wasn't the precious.

WWYDI you literally fell into Narnia?

Be happy!

WWYDI Jadis invited herself to your house for a week?

O_O I dunno.... Maybe try to make her stay as uncomfortable as possible so she'd leave sooner?

WWYDI you found the portrait of Tumnus' father in a high-end art museum?

Wonder how in the world it had gotten there and need to take a picture of it.

WWYDI a wolf named Maugrim was running for sheriff in your town?

"Heehee, someone named a wolf Maugrim... what kook wants to put an animal in office?" 😛

WWYDI you discovered that Lewis' old, old notes for Narnia involved Suspian?

Throw up.

WWYDI you found out Caspian really looked like Ben Barnes?

Be....... surprised. And be happy that the movies were actually canon in that matter.

WWYDI you were given a bow and arrows and a horn that was said it would bring help if you blew it for Christmas?

"Best present ever!!" 😀

WWYDI a non-talking squirrel offered you a nut?

Accept, I guess.

WWYDI you were in Narnia when Jadis took over?