Probably not eat it...
WWYDI Mr. Tumnus offered to sing you a lullaby?
"Whoa!' Not sure what after that.
WWYDI you came home one day to find that Bacchus had left a massive feast for you?
Be all MLIN.
WWYDI a street musician started playing a selection from Narnia?
Mention it on MLIN.
WWYDI you were given the choice of going to Narnia forever and never coming back?
Be very excited!
WWYDI you found out that Eustace had a sibling?
Depends on how much I cared.
WWYDI you saw dinner chairs fashioned like the Four Thrones?
Heehee, depending on the dog and what it was I said about his nose. 😛 If it was a pug, I may not apologize 'cause I think they look cute in a way with their noses a squashed in like that. 😆
WWYDI you saw Uncle Andrew race past you at an unbelievable speed?
"How does an old man like that run so fast?"
WWYDI an elephant tried to drown you?
Try to get away.
WWYDI you couldn't tell whether or not Cornelius had made a joke?

