NO. No. No. No. No. No. That won't work...
WWYDI a big owl flew up to you and started talking to you?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Freak out.
WWYDI a giant moth banged on your window?
Hide under the bed! Or in the closet. Or, better yet, the wardrobe! 
WWYDI you found a donkey dressed as a lion in the shed in the back yard?
Thank you, Hobbit!
"How did you get in here?"
WWYDI you were being teased by Them?
Hope I found my way into Narnia...
WWYDI you found a unicorn tied behind the said shed in the backyard?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Figure out if he's a friendly and untie him if he is.
WWYDI a cat scratched you after you'd told it how you threw a rock at another one?
Apologize.
WWYDI you were given a painting of the DT?
Party! And stare at it for a week! And... party!
WWYDI Dr. Cornelius made you work on grammar when you got to the really interesting part of Narnian history?
Thank you, Hobbit!
*le sigh...* though I like grammar.
WWYDI you saw a black suit of armour on display that bore no markings of any kind?
Armor.... cooooooooooooooooool!!
WWYDI you were walking down a woody hillside and arrows started flying at you?
Thank you, Hobbit!
(I totally would do that too. 😀 )
Duck behind a tree, run back up.
WWYDI if you riding Aslan when he jumped over Jadis' castle walls?
Probably scream like a toddler. Definitely enjoy it.
WWYDI you were invited to the Snow Dance?
Go, obviously!
WWYDI you saw an ad for dance lessons from a faun?
Want to see the faun. Ah, I don't think I care too much for the dance lessons. 😛
WWYDI you heard of a Calormen vs. Narnia chess match?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Root for Narnia!
WWYDI Tash was outside your window right now?
