SCREAM. No, wait. That might not be a good idea... hide under the bed. Or run. Orrrrr.... I dunno.

WWYDI Rilian started chasing your pet lizard with his sword?

Tell him it doesn't turn into a Witch.

WWYDI your cousin turned into a dragon?

See if he'd give me a ride!! Oh. Yeah, and maybe see about getting him undragonified. 🙄 😆

WWYDI you saw two Telmarine soldiers in a boat with a tied-up Dwarf?

Figure out a way of freeing him without telling them to "drop him" or any other such nonsense. 😉

WWYDI Trumpkin accused you of weighing as much as a young elephant?

"You have no verification to your claim until you weigh me and a young elephant." *herumph*

WWYDI you woke up one morning and saw a bunch of trees walking towards your house?

Think it very weird. Possibly frightening.

WWYDI you met Douglas Gresham?

Probably not breathe the whole time and then when I got back I'd scream on the forum about it...

WWYDI a big black cat came and slept with you when you went camping?

"...Hi..."

WWYDI your pet started talking to you?

Depending on which dog it was, I'd almost not be surprised. Cricket really looks like she could talk..... 😛

WWYDI you lost a coin in your yard one night and the next morning there was a coin tree?

"Whoa, sweet!" And then pick its fruits.

WWYDI you found volumes called "The Entire History of Narnia"?

Get them.... o.o and then not come out of my room for a few years.

WWYDI a robin tried to get you to follow it?

Depends on what I'm doing. Likely end up ignoring it.

WWYDI a spider talked you you when it realized you were going to kill it?

Since when do spiders talk....? Um. Ah, I guess I wouldn't squash it if it talked...

WWYDI you went on a vacation to England and heard of a big house out in the country that used to be owned by somebody named 'Kirke'?

Freak out and go see it.

WWYDI you saw Aslan's resurrection?

😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮
(Seriously, what else? 😛 )

WWYDI a hill nearby had a broken Stone Table?