Throw it back up.

WWYDI you were literally lost in Narnia?

Oo-o-kaaaaay now... um. Aslan.. it would be really nice if you showed up about now.... o.o

WWYDI Aslan tossed you in the air and played with you like he did Trumpkin?

Freak, have a massive adrenaline rush, possibly remember that as one of the scariest moments (and yet a not wholly unpleasant memory).

WWYDI you saw the Sea King (potentially) threatening you?

Try to ignore it... o.o

WWYDI you had the chance to go to Bism?

I dunno, really...

WWYDI you were mistaken for a foreign prince/princess?

Hrrm.... coooooool! Yeah, but really, I'm not the one you're looking for. 😛

WWYDI a giant tried to step on you in a battle?

Dodge if I'm at all able.

WWYDI you heard blubbering Giants for a couple miles of your journey?

Probably find it very irritating.

WWYDI your desk turned into a rose bush?

O.O And save the computer. 😛

WWYDI you saw a donkey kick its cart to pieces?

Laugh.

WWYDI you got caught on a hook?

Scream "THE BOLT OF TASH FALLS FROM ABOVE!!!!!" and then think about how to get down.... 😛

WWYDI Corin dragged you into battle with him?

( 😛 )

Tell him that "A boy in battle is a danger only to his own side," and, "Battles are ugly when women fight." 😛

WWYDI Pattertwig was chattering at you?

😆

Listen. And chatter back if I got the chance.

WWYDI Pattertwig offered you a nut?

Accept and not look at him as he gets it.

WWYDI you were offered honey by the Bulgies?

Accept! And hope I could wash my hands soon afterward. o.o

WWYDI you saw the White Stag down the street?