Be ticked.

WWYDI it started snowing in July?

WHOOHOOO!!!!! STAY THIS WAY LONG ENOUGH FOR MY BIRTHDAY!! Actually.... that would be a lot of snow to have for that many weeks o.o And probably wonder what on earth was going on. 😛

WWYDI you fell off a cliff but found that you were just floating nicely and not falling?

Look behind me for a Lion.

WWYDI you were given a humming ring?

I um... GIMME A GLOVE!!

WWYDI the dog that accidentally came into Narnia with you was made into a Talking Beast?

Laugh. (I answer that a lot, don't I?)

WWYDI you were charged with the protection of the Tree of... well, Protection?

( 😛 )

This definitely befitteth one of a larger stature than myself.... Or maybe one with either bugspray or a flyswatter and shneakable hiding places.

WWYDI you went truffle-hunting with Trufflehunter?

Assuming these truffles are mushrooms, not eat them.

WWYDI you were given a sweet-smelling green powder with instructions to toss it onto a fire?

Be reminded of SC... and hesitant to throw anything that looked nice into a fire...

WWYDI you saw a bunch of gnomes sneaking about and trying not to be seen?

Ask them what they're doing.

WWYDI someone set off a squib? (*thinks that's what Golg said*)

Probably be startled if it was set off nearby.

WWYDI Bolg offered you a cup of fresh-squeezed diamond juice?

If it was Bolg offering, run. I'm not too fond of orcs. 😉 If, however, Golg offered, I might accept.

WWYDI a man (who had just told you he would go insane in a few minutes) asked you to cut him free in the name of Aslan?

I um... well, depends on if I have signs to follow... if not, I um... RUN.

WWYDI you were on a cave tour and then Mullugutherum popped out of nowhere and gave his speech about -- well, you know what I'm talking about 😛 and told you to follow him?

(Oops)

Think it a joke.

WWYDI the ex-stone lion pounced on you in joy (so like Tigger-style)?

Shriek.

WWYDI you saw a news story about a royal wedding involving High King Peter the Magnificent?

Hope it wasn't to a Mary-Sue... o.o

WWYDI you discovered that hobbits originated in Narnia but all ended up in Middle-Earth on account of a freak accident with a portal of some sort?