Swim away?

WWYDI Reep accused you of touching his tail?

Apologize O.O

WWYDI you were invited to hunt for truffles with Trufflehunter?

Help him but not eat them, assuming they're mushrooms. 😕

WWYDI Jadis claimed your "blood was [her] property"?

Admit that she was correct... before the blood of my Saviour covered my debt.

WWYDI Tumnus willed you his home?

Move into it!

WWYDI a Lion appeared outside your window while you were doing school?

Unless it was Aslan, uh... let it eat my math book and go hide in the closet or something.

WWYDI you were left in the WBtW without any rings?

😛

Realistically, sleep.

WWYDI you glanced up and saw something that looked like the First Battle of Beruna out your window?

"WHERE'S MY SHOE---O.O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!" Something like that.

WWYDI Nikabrik brought two friends to your party who stood in the corner with their ears open and their mouths shut?

Wonder why Nikabrik was doing there in the first place.

WWYDI you fell into the ocean and a mermaid hauled you out?

Be extremely grateful and wonder why there was a mermaid in my ocean...

WWYDI somebody who was tied to a chair asked you to unbind him in Aslan's name?

Do it???

WWYDI a Minotaur walked up and started talking to you?

Considering that it's a minotaur, I might actually carry on a conversation... o.o

WWYDI you were skulking through the woods with Jill and she disappeared but came back a little later with a donkey?

Ask if he was Puzzle.

WWYDI someone told you the "Bolt of Tash got caught on a hook halfway"?

Believe it 😉

WWYDI Dr. Cornelius cut your Narnian history lesson short and made you work on grammar?

Be extremely ticked off.

WWYDI you met a guy with a "pug nose" named Pug?