Squee.

WYR go to Calormen or Ettinsmoor?

Wrong topic 😛

WWYDI you met Reepicheep in battle?

*facepalm* Oops.

Surrender.

WWYDI you were going to be given to the Green Mist?

Yell "It wasn't in the book!!!!!!!"

WWYDI You were put in the slave market, during your quest?

Perfect answer, btw. 😛

Be scared to death and pray like crazy.

WWYDI you found out the man you thought was your father, but really wasn't, was going to sell you to an evil Tarkaan?

Start looking for a talking horse 😀

WWYDI you saw a great battle ahead of you?

Run the other way.

WWYDI the White Witch turned you into stone?

Nothing 😛 😆

WWYDI if a serpent bit and killed your mother?

Cry.

WWYDI you saw a woman turn into a snake?

Freak. Maybe even quote Boromir. ("What new devilry is this?") And run.

WWYDI you felt you were responsible for your friend's agony?

Be sad

WWYDI Mr. Tumnus told you he was kidnapping you?

Tell him I thought he was my friend.

WWYDI you were given one of your friends' handkerchief?

Use it

WWYDI you met a hungry talking lion?

Scream!

WWYDI you met Pug?

I would tell him that if he was planning on selling me,he would have to face the consequences.

WWYDI Puddleglum met you on your travels?