Is there some sort of play going on? Also, shout-out to Puzzle!
WWYDI a comedian poked fun at Narnia for half an hour?
Be very mad.
WWYDI you saw a news story about "Queen Susan the Gentle of Narnia" marrying "Prince Rabadash of Calormen"?
Be thankful it wasn't worse.
WWYDI you realized too late that you forgot to say to the Tisroc's face that should live forever?
Mentally panic.
WWYDI a faun asked you for directions?
Not take it. I'd rather stay above ground, thanks very much.
WWYDI you turned into a dragon?
Tell him I didn't have any.
WWYDI Puddleglum gave you eel stew?
Run away. As quickly as possible.
WWYDI Reep counseled you to enter Dark Island?
Be verah, verah, verah scared... and steal Ed's lines.
WWYDI you were told you were the lost prince(ss) of Narnia?
Think someone was just trying to be funny.
WWYDI you were invited to a gathering where someone who looked very, very much like Glozelle was present?