Avoid him?
WWYDI you heard about an island with Telmarines living on it?
WANT TO GO SEE!!! ...and also NOT want to go see... and what good does wanting do, because I don't usually get to go visit islands... 😉
WWYDI Jadis threw your aunt across the room and onto a mattress?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Scream.
WWYDI you were sent to bed for two whole hours?
Take a book or a movie or a pencil and paper. 😉
WWYDI you saw an apple tree that looked as though it could pass for Digory's?
See if the apples were silver.
WWYDI you found the ruins of a castle that looked like the Cair?
*SQUEAK!*
WWYDI the horse you were taking care of started talking to you?
Thank you, Hobbit!
"I must be hearing things."
WWYDI you got trapped in Narnia?
Probably not have such a bad time 😉
WWYDI you were captured by Telmarine soldiers and sent to "the ghosts"?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Not be as scared as they were.
WWYDI a man fell off his horse after bonking his head on a tree outside your house?
Scream... call 911...
WWYDI you were trying to get out of a hole with somebody, and then they screamed and looked like they were dragged away?
Thank you, Hobbit!
I'd scream.
WWYDI a tree root attacked you?
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *RUNS* Nowait. I'm... I'm... *draws sword* Nope. Never mind. *RUNS AWAY AGAIN*
WWYDI you had to bring Aslan an apple from the garden on the hill?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Do it...?
WWYDI two Telmarines jumped you from behind?
Scream. Most definitely.
WWYDI Reepicheep caught you stealing an orange?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Apologize profusely.
WWYDI your boot-caps were turned to gold by water?
