Be creeped out...
WWYDI you saw a gold statue of something at the bottom of a lake?
Thank you, Hobbit!
NOT dive in after it.
WWYDI your boat was attacked by a sea serpent?
DON'T FIGHT IT, PUSH!!!
WWYDI Lasaraleen called out your name from her liter when you were trying to be sneaky in a crowd and not be seen?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Ignore her and disappear into the crowd.
WWYDI if a little boy you'd never met told you that London was an awful hole?
Ask him if he's ever been there.
WWYDI you received a letter in the mail from Susan Pevensie?
Probably think it was a joke from a fellow Narnia-friend person I might know.
WWYDI you were teaching a class and one of your students shouted out about a lion outside?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Look first, then get on to them.
WWYDI a Squirrel started talking to you?
Depending on if I could understand it.... ask where it learned to talk.
WWYDI you beat Miraz in a duel?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Be very shocked.
WWYDI you were stuck in Narnia in the company of a Mary Sue?
Go insane...
WWYDI somebody nicknamed you DLF?
Thank you, Hobbit!
( 😛 )
Laugh.
WWYDI a Dufflepud followed you around all day?
Wish it wasn't....
WWYDI the next time you went to the post office, you found out it was turned into a Calormene riding outpost?
Facepalm.
WWYDI you were being chased by Giants?
try to find somewhere small to hide in.
WWYDI a dragon attacked you at sea?
Scream a lot.
WWYDI Reep caught you stealing an orange?
