*whistles* Eh, what? What orange? No, you're mistaken... try Eustace over there 😉

WWYDI you found a lone lamppost in the middle of the woods that looked like it actually grew there?

😉

Mention it on MLIN (after making sure that I'm not in Narnia 😉 ).

WWYDI you saw the joust where Caspian "unhorsed many knights"?

Be like O_O

WWYDI you saw a lady in a light blue dress with blonde hair that looked like she was glowing?

"How does she do that?"

WWYDI a bird brought you a fire-coal-thingy?

Pick it up with tongs and not my hands o.o

WWYDI you had to escape from Them when you were in the woods?

Run. And hit em with a switch. 😉

WWYDI you met the river god?

Hope the meeting wasn't like the Telmarines had in PC-movie.

WWYDI a hedgehog said "Good morning, neighbor!" to you when you walked past?

Blink, look for who spoke, and tell them good morning.

WWYDI you were ambushed by evil Wolveses?

Probably end up as whatever they wanted me to be o.o

WWYDI you found a unicorn tied up behind a stable?

Probably question it. If I decided to trust it after that, release it.

WWYDI tomorrow morning, you woke up to Mrs Beaver having prepared you a hearty breakfast?

Salivate.

WWYDI you found out you had a long-lost twin?

Befuddlement would probably describe it... 😛

WWYDI somebody described you as "as good as a man, or at least a boy" in regarding to your fighting in a Narnian battle?

Be very happy to be compared to Lucy!

WWYDI a Stag offered to take a message for you?

Let it-- depending on if it was a Talking Stag or not.

WWYDI you had to make the choice of sleeping on a dragon hoard or in the pouring rain for a night?

dragon hoard. No danger of turning into a dragon if one's not thinking dragonish thoughts. 😉

WWYDI you found out there were Talking Spiders?