Think of Mirkwood, for some reason.
WWYDI you found a golden chessman in your yard?
Wonder how it ever got there o.o and then squeak about it in the MLIN thread 
WWYDI you saw Dufflepuds sleeping in your yard?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Laugh.
WWYDI you got lost and found yourself on Coriakin's Island?
Wonder how I got there and hope the Duffers didn't find me 😛
WWYDI a lion started chasing you?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Run screaming.
WWYDI a lamppost spontaneously appeared in your yard?
Party! Now we don't have to install the other one we got 😉
WWYDI a faun invited you to tea?
Thank you, Hobbit!
😛
Accept, as long as there weren't sardines!
WWYDI a lady dressed in white offered you TD?
OOH, *NOMNOMNOM--* waaaaaaaaaait, it's not magic, is it? 😕
WWYDI you found a toffee tree in your backyard one morning?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Taste.
WWYDI a Flying Horse offered to take you somewhere?
Depending on how badly I needed to get there, ask him to stay close to the ground or if I may tether myself securely to him....
WWYDI you thought you heard Susan's horn in the wind?
Chase it!
WWYDI a dragon cornered you?
*gulp* Pray. ...and hope it didn't exactly want to eat me...
WWYDI you had to fight as a slave in one of the Tisroc's (HWLFWIWHTON) wars?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Try to escape to Narnia!
WWYDI you got lost and were found by Arsheesh?
Ask directions. Not much he can do to me outside of deceiving me.
WWYDI you thought you saw an armour-clad Narnian in a crowd, but couldn't find him again?
Try to find him and meet him!
WWYDI you found a girl crying behind a gym?
