Accept, assuming I had a chance to say anything.
WWYDI you were attacked by a Werewolf and a Hag?
Die. Yup, I'm going with a realistic answer.
WWYDI you met Otmin?
Join you in Aslan's Country.
WWYDI you met a Mermaid?
Ask about her and her culture.
WWYDI Reep and the Sea King had actually fought?
...I don't know what I could do...
WWYDI (while in Narnia) a friend dared you to enter Dark Island?
Freak out and quickly have to remember how to swim...
WWYDI you were kidnapped by Narnians?
Enjoy it, knowing only 2 other people have done it before or will do it, depending on time.
WWYDI you found out that Eustace had a normal sibling?
Want it back, most likely. Whether or not I'd ask him is another question....
WWYDI you went to Narnia and were immediately adopted (not figuratively) by a family of dwarfs?
Wonder why they picked me.
WWYDI you suddenly found yourself in the train station at the beginning of LWW?
My pride would either take over or be wounded... 😕
WWYDI someone insisted that he saw you fly?