Try to lull them into thinking I'm not going anywhere... and then make a break for it.

WWYDI you had the chance to study Calormene poetry?

...Not accept. Unless it was short, legend, type things.

WWYDI a random person walked up to you and said, "Aslan is on the move."?

I would grab their hand and say, "So he is!!"

WWYDI someone you know named their pet mouse Reepicheep?

Laugh.

WWYDI you caught your uncle torturing guinea pigs?

o.O I never would have guessed any of my uncles would do that. I'd probably ask why at the very least.

WWYDI Caspian burst out of your bedroom closet, wild-eyed and panting?

*jawdrop* "No way."

WWYDI your school teacher told you your uncle/guardian was going to kill you?

Not believe my teacher....

WWYDI someone lent you a hanky that had "LP" embroidered in the corner?

If his/her name didn't have those initials, wonder how he/she got it. And thank them.

WWYDI you were walking through the woods and entered Dancing Lawn?

Probably wonder why there was a sudden clearing out here.

WWYDI you were allowed to explore Prof Kirke's house for the day without Mrs Macready interfering?

Search for the wardrobe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WWYDI you were stuck in Tashbaan for an indefinite amount of time?

Probably go crazy.

WWYDI you were turned into a dragon and had to use charades to try to communicate for a week?

Same as you. 😉

WWYDI you saw a woman turn into a snake?

SCREAM!! (That's my answer to a lot of things, really...)

WWYDI you saw the same fisherdess that Lucy did?

Be all like 😮 .

WWYDI you had the opportunity to use the eavesdropping spell?

Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuuuuu 😈 NO, NOOOO, WE DURSN'T SPIES ON OUR FRIENDSES, NOOOO... YES, YES WE DURS! *SCRAMBLES* NO, PRECIOUS SHOULDN'T, NO WE SHOULDN'T.

WWYDI you found out you had eaten a Talking Stag?