Haha, no worries.

I am a stout defender,
though at first a tormentor.
I show mercy to the weak
though of spite I used to reek.
I've grown to think with care
which I did not do Over There.
Who am I?

Eustace?

Very close, but no.

Edmund?

Yes. 🙂

I met a girl in the woods,
And instantly fell in love,
(Or so the fangirls would have you believe,
but I really didn't.)
Who am I?

*cough* Caspian?

Yup. 😉

I've got a horn
but I'm not sure why.
But what difference?
I do like pie.
Who am I?

Perhaps Trumpkin?

Oh yeah, he had the horn, didn't he? But no, not Trumpkin.

Caspian??

No.

(hint: this does not refer to Susan's horn)

*lightbulb goes on above head* Oh! The giant queen?

😀 Yes!