Wardrobe
WYR have Oreius teach you survival or tracking skills?
Survival skills. Tracking would be cool and all, but survival seems more useful.
WYR be sold as a slave in Tashban or in the Lone Isles?
Ooh. Uh, Lone Islands????
WYR be mistaken for Cor or Corin?
Corin. Because I'd probably be having fun at the time. If it was Cor I'd probably be doing something official and important.
WYR have tea with Tumnas or cookies with Mrs Beaver?
Cookies!
WYR be followed by a Dryad or a Naiad?
Naiad. I think I'd be less creeped out since a naiad would have a harder time blending in.
WYR learn fishing from Arsheesh or about monkeys from one of Lasaraleen's servants?
Monkeys?
WYR spend a whole day with Las or Dufflepuds?
Puddleglum. Less irritating. π
WYR polish all the jewels the Tisroc (may he rot forever) wears or Rabadash's sword?
Rabadash's scimitar; it would be quicker. π
WYR be arrested by Miraz or the Tisroc?
Uh...Council.
WYR be best friends with Polly or Jill?
Apples. At least they have flavour. π
WYR have the painting of Tumnus' father or Digory's tobacco container?
Painting.
WYR get to Narnia by way of train station or painting?